LOVE YOUR LADY

 “Polite, respectful, understanding, kind – now, these are what ya be to do her right. Maintain, and cultivate, your peace of mind, friend, all of these could bring your gal delight. Dig, all of these are ways of bein' nice; I'm sure that you can think of even more. But if you'd have your lady blessed thrice, it's her, and Buddha Christ, ya must adore!”

Copyright 2016 by Stephen Cromwell Gifford

IF SOMEONE'S BUGGING YOU

If Someone's Bugging You

If Someone's Buggin' you, yer Sposeta Pray – fer Them, their SANITY, ta be preCise. And That could Be a Very Helpful Way… ta Keep your Vibes reSpectful, kind, and nice!

Copyright 2013 by Marie L. Nickerson

FOR THOSE ASPIRING TO BE SPIRITUAL TEACHERS

For Those Aspiring to Be Spiritual Teachers

I Shall not Throw the Book at AnyOne! And If they're Doin' Wrong, for Peace I'll Pray. And If I must, their company I'll Shun, it Just might Be more Fun ta Go and Play. But If someBody really wants ta Learn, and be's reSpectful, like we Know we Should, I Oughta DemonStrate sinCere conCern, and Do my Best ta Do a little Good! Right?

Copyright 2013 by Marie L. Nickerson

REMEMBER: PRAY!

Remember: Pray!

From When ya Rise, unTil ya Go ta Bed, ya Must reCall yer Frequent Need ta Pray. 'Cause If ya Do ferGit, and Slide inStead, yuh'll Surely Wander Down the Hell-bound Way! 'Cause Waking Up reQuires ya ConcenTrate, ya Can't afFord ta Slack and SlothFul BE! DeSires and Needs ya Gotta Plainly State, and Ask the Lord ta Keep ya Error-Free! Ya Need ta Offer Thanks, and Show reSpect, 'cause Worship Does reQuire that Much from You, 'cause If yuh'd Have the Lord your Ways corRect, there's Holy Duties YOU have Gotta DO! I Hope you'll Practice FaithfulLy each Day, enjoying Health, and Wealth, and Great sucCess; so Just reMember, Patient Pilgrim: Pray! And God is Gonna ALL yer Doin's BLESS!


Copyright 2013 by Marie Louise Nickerson

BACKSLIDER, RESPECT YOUR BOD

Backslider, Respect Your Bod

“The entire world is the body of the Buddha.”

You better tighten Up, Loose Goose – ‘cause Ev’ryThing’s at Stake; ‘cause If you skip a Duty, Man – You’ve BLOWN your Lucky Break! ‘Cause Now’s the time, and Here’s the Place, ta Make your wisest Move, ‘cause If you Don’t, things May get Worse, might NEVER much imProve! There’s Many Ways Upon this Earth... ta Love an’ Worship God: whatEver You may Choose to Do, Re-Spect the Buddha’s Bod!


Copyright 2013 by Marie Louise Nickerson

BLESSING FOR A NICE LADY

Blessing for a Nice Lady

As an Intelligent and Beautiful Nice Lady, you deServe the Utmost in reSpect from Men and Others aRound You! So be Thou Pacified to Know that You are Greatly Loved, and Wonderful and Marvelous Things reMain aHead in Life for You, and Hopefully, for your Children, and their Children, on-and-on, on-down-the-line, forever and ever, A-MEN!