“Please,
don’t attack the family jewels, pal; your body’s made for loving,
not abuse. One day you’re gonna meet the perfect gal; be kind ta
You, Today; conserve your juice!”
The
World Wide Web can Be a Sneaky Thief, if Surfing Ya aDore; you’ll
Need a MIGHTY Load o' Sweet reLief, from Craving More and More! No
Need ta Be comPulsive, Hapless, Man, aBandoning your Health; those
Pixels, Sounds, and Bytes canNot sufFice, so Kindly Watch yourself! Okay?